My favorite!

Quote of the day...

"It's damn cool."

                               - Cabria Walters, age 5

Yesterday, my niece Cabria, came to me and told me she needed to show me something.. When I asked her what it was she replied, "It's damn cool, Aunt Jaime. You'll love it!" She apparently didn't know that damn was a swear word and she begged me not to tell anyone she'd said it when I told her it was not a nice word and she shouldn't say it anymore. From that moment on whenever I talked to anyone, she said, "I know what you're saying!" Before running away to sulk.

She is so funny!!!

EX SITE IIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

I just heard that they are making Jurassic Park IV!!! I know, I'm such a nerd... How can you not be excited for this?!?!?!


Hold on to your butts!! (best line from a movie EVER)

Someday...

The three column blog in not yet in my grasp but SOMEDAY it will be!! Until then, here is yet another wedding picture...

We like to pretend it's 1920.

Just Because....

♥ I love him. ♥

My GORGEOUS husband turned 24 yesterday. :)

Happy Birthday, Matt!! I love you. ♥

Quote of the day...

"I'm not from this country....

I'm from

               Kansas."

-My father, the 'most smartest.' :)

It's a Nipple!

Ok, it's really just a survey.. I came across this fun blog yesterday and found this survey there! If you'd like to visit that fun blog, here is the link:

http://lrstewart0711.blogspot.com/

It's honest, innocent, and totally worth a look or two!

Anyhoots, here is the survey!! I just love these, I don't know why!

1. I've come to realize that my chest-size...

is irrelevant in today's society. I'm just an average girl with average girls!

2. I've come to realize that my job...

is a blessing, albeit, in disguise.

3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...

I'm not nearly as terrified as my husband is (when I'm driving).

4. I've come to realize that I need...

a song in my heart, food in my belly and love in my family. (Raffi)

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...

much less than I have gained in life. I also have Lost on DVD.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...

someone I know gets hurt..

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...

I really like to dance, talk about cigarettes, and try to bum rides to McDonald's.

8. I've come to realize that money...

is loaded with germs.. And possibly narcotics. Wash your hands!!

9. I've come to realize that certain people...

will always be beautiful in my eyes.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always...

Love youoohoohoohooooooooo...

11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s)...

is the funniest person I know.

12. I've come to realize that my mom...

is always on my side.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...

doesn't mean much to me anymore.  It's weird!

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...

I wanted to smash Matt's alarm clock with a rubber mallet.

15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...

I was way too enthralled with the new season of Real World.. And I missed Jersey Shore!!

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...

How awkward are these questions??

17. I've come to realize that my dad...

is pretty funny! (He must get that from me)

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...

I love reading all the status updates! It's good to see what's going on in everyone's lives.

19. I've come to realize that today...

is all we have.

20. I've come to realize that tonight...

I'm going to play with Emma, like usual!

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...

is truly a gift!

22. I've come to realize that I really want to...

move to Copenhagen, Denmark! Did anyone watch Oprah yesterday? Man, those are some happy people!

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...

I have no idea..

24. I've come to realize that life...

is whatever you make of it!

25. I've come to realize that this weekend...

is my husband's birthday and I don't have any presents for him yet.

26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset...

I'd have to say, The Carpenters are pretty nice when you're upset.. Hahaha.. I don't know why but it always makes me feel better!!

"Don't you remember you told me you love me, baby?"

27. I've come to realize that my friends...

are amazing.. I'm so lucky to have them!

28. I've come to realize that this year...

has so much potential! 2010, you'd better watch your back!

29. I've come to realize that my EX is...

a lesson learned.

30. I've come to realize that maybe I should...

pursue my dreams..... I've never really given myself a chance!

31. I've come to realize that love...

is a blessing.

32. I've come to realize that I don't understand...

a lot of things.. But that is just how life works...

33. I've come to realize my past...

has made me who I am today. And I really like myself!

34. I've come to realize that parties...

are more fun when there is birthday cake involved!

35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified...

of being stabbed.. I don't know why but it is a constant worry for me!

36. I've come to realize that my life...

is so much better now that I have Matt and Emma! It's crazy how having a baby changes everything for the better!!!

37. I have come to realize that I...

am pretty hilarious! Even though it's usually just me that thinks so! Hahaha!!

Surprise Ending

Photo by ME!!! What now B words????

The Coffee Chronicles..

Mmmmm.... Hot water with a hint of coffee and lots of creamer.. Doesn't that sound delicious?? Yeah, it makes me want to vomit too.

Although I can't go into great detail, let's just say that I'm now in charge, so to speak, of making the coffee these days and somebody is not happy about it. That "somebody" uses approximately one to one and a half scoops of coffee to twelve cups of water. The end result is more like coffee flavored water (Maybe they're onto something with that... Flavored waters are huge right now!). That somebody has obviously never heard of the old addage that says, "The early bird gets to make the coffee." But I have. (evil cackle in the background)

I use about one scoop of coffee for every two cups of water. It's really strong, you know, just how coffee should be. My main reason for making it so strong was to make up for all the months I spent drinking shit colored water. I've been strutting around thinking, Well boys, there's a new sherriff in town! (more evil cackling, louder than last time)

I didn't want to overload the senses of the coffee consumers, however so I couldn't just waltz in and triple the strength of the coffee in one day.... No, no.. I'm much smarter (and slightly nicer) than that. I didn't want an uproar! I pictured a group of over-caffeinated-wide-eyed-rabid-looking-riffraff running wildly in all directions tearing furniture apart with their teeth while trying to wrangle the empty coffee pot out of one another's hands in a futile attempt to devour the one remaining drop of delicious coffee before breaking the pot and slashing each other's faces with the broken glass, then discovering and gorging themselves with every last coffee bean/grind in a five mile radius... NO, I couldn't chance that happening!! So, I slowly added more coffee grinds to the pot every day. No one even noticed! People have been buzzing around, happy as clams and eager to get things done! SUCCESS!!

Or that's how it would've went if it weren't for that certain someone who takes his coffee making duty VERY SERIOUSLY. He took it upon himself to prepare the coffee maker the night before so that I, "Just push the button! It's all ready for ya!" Everyday, I get a reminder. "Did you know that the coffee was ready to go this morning? Just push the button!" Like I wouldn't notice. So, I told him that I really appreciate it and it's so much easier for me, since I just have to push that goddamned button in the morning.

Don't worry though, the story doesn't end there.. I still make the coffee nice and strong. I just add water to the pot after everyone else has partaken of the morning nectar. He's none the wiser and I'm content. WIN, WIN. What else can you ask for?

Mind Games

I've recently come to the realization that I talk to myself.. A LOT. And not just the regular kind of talking to yourself like most people do, I have full on conversations with myself. Usually in my head.. And I am really funny so sometimes I just start laughing out loud (LOL). I'm sure this looks weird to everyone else.. Some girl, alone in her car, cracking up for no apparent reason. I pictured that scenario this morning shortly after I got to work and I laughed and laughed and laughed! I wonder what my coworkers think....

A little late, I know...

So, here are a few of my bridals. I'm a little behind on life lately so I'm updating the blog as I go...









































Did I mention that I HATE how blogger uploads pictures?? I'm quitting....

... Jersey Shore ...

B E S T show on TV. Seriously.

They say when you're married in June, you're a bride all your life...

I was married in September and I can tell you, I was so happy at the thought of not being a bride ever again, I had a party. We called it a wedding for everyone else's sake.

Planning a wedding is so stressful! I wanted to tear my hair out! No wonder they call them bridezillas...

Still, don't we make a cute couple?? :)